{"id":51480,"date":"2021-06-25T13:34:44","date_gmt":"2021-06-25T13:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/blog\/blagues-favorites\/"},"modified":"2021-06-25T13:35:22","modified_gmt":"2021-06-25T13:35:22","slug":"blagues-favorites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/blagues-favorites\/","title":{"rendered":"Certaines de nos blagues pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9es"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Q: Comment appelez-vous une fausse nouille?<\/div>\n<div>A: Un emp\u00e2tement<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Q- Qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous obtenez d&rsquo;une vache choy\u00e9e<\/div>\n<div>A- Lait g\u00e2t\u00e9<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Q- Qui gagne sa vie en chassant ses clients<\/div>\n<div>A- Un chauffeur de taxi<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Q- Comment appelez-vous un taureau endormi<\/div>\n<div>A- Un bulldozer<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Q : Quel arc ne peut pas \u00eatre attach\u00e9 ?<\/div>\n<div>A- Un arc-en-ciel<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Q-Qu&rsquo;est-ce qui \u00e9choue sur les tr\u00e8s petites plages<\/div>\n<div>A- Micro-ondes<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Q- Quel genre de cl\u00e9 ouvre une banane<\/div>\n<div>A- Un singe<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Image par<a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/users\/Pexels-2286921\/?utm_source=link-attributionutm_medium=referralutm_campaign=imageutm_content=1854308\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> Pexels<\/a> de<a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/?utm_source=link-attributionutm_medium=referralutm_campaign=imageutm_content=1854308\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> Pixabay<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Comment appelez-vous une fausse nouille? A: Un emp\u00e2tement Q- Qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous obtenez d&rsquo;une vache choy\u00e9e A- Lait g\u00e2t\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":87,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1656],"tags":[1912,1791,1913],"class_list":["post-51480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-et-trucs-idiots","tag-baillons","tag-blagues","tag-poemes-droles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/87"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51488,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51480\/revisions\/51488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saronti.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}