Saronti Advent-Day 17 Christmas Jokes

advent number 17

Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

What’s a skunks favourite Christmas carol- Jingle smells

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!

What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!

What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws