Saronti Advent- Day 8 Christmas Jokes

Christmas jokes Ho Ho Ho

Christmas jokes- Can’t get enough of ’em-

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Arthur Arthur who?  Arthur any mince pies left?

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf”

Christmas elves smiling

What is Santa’s favourite pizza?- One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.”

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!

 

Enjoy peeps 🙂

 

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