Saronti Advent- Day 8 Christmas Jokes
Christmas jokes- Can’t get enough of ’em-
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left?
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf”
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?- One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.”
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
Enjoy peeps 🙂