20 Easter Jokes

Dogs with Easter bonnets on

Thank Goodness this year’s Easter celebrations are back to normal. With church ceremonies, Easter parties and of course Easter Egg Hunts. Luckily for us, there’s also Easter Jokes…..

Make someone giggle with one of our 20 silly Easter jokes:

Q. What do you call a bunny with money?
. A millionhare.

Q. What did one coloured egg say to the other?
A. Heard any good yolks lately?

coloured Easter eggs in a basket

Q.How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

Q. What’s a Bunny’s favourite dance?
. Hip-hop

Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!

Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. “I’d like to get to gnaw you”

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the grey hares.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny who has been out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.

Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.

Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has four rabbits’ feet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.

Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn’t have the hare fare.

Q. What stories do eggs tell their children?
Yolk tales.

Q. How do rabbits travel?

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