Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q- What do you get from a pampered cow
A- Spoiled milk
Q- Who earns a living driving their customers away
A- A taxi driver
Q- What do you call a sleeping bull
A- A bulldozer
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A- A rainbow
Q-What washes up on very small beaches
Q- What kind of key opens a banana
A- A monkey